The Morning Briefing
MRTY's daily dossier · delivered at your hour · voice-ready.
A command post for the Saylor Class. Bloomberg precision in a Wayne-Manor keep. MRTY, your Chief Intelligence Officer, runs the floor.
Every ritual. Every feature. Every upgrade. Forever.
MRTY's daily dossier · delivered at your hour · voice-ready.
Live command center · AUM hero · macro · markets · always on.
Global BTC leaderboard · nations · corps · ETFs · you on it.
Power law · halving clock · macro cycle · where we are now.
Confer with your CIO · live charts · pattern recall · assessment.
Your stack · composition · history · audit trail · private.
Generational projection · 10 / 20 / 30-year arcs · the bloodline.
New features ship monthly. Your price never moves. No enterprise tier. No unbundling.
The solo family-office stack runs $3,300+/mo · fragmented across ten tools built for firms, day traders, or academics. None of them built for you.
$3,300+/mo → $99/mo
You save $3,200 every month · ~97% of the stack.
A 4% management fee on a $250k Bitcoin position runs $10,000/year. The Lair runs $1,188/year. Your ETF fees pay for The Lair eight times over.
The Lair admits Chairmen at or above the threshold. Auto-approval when one of the following clears:
If you're allocating $99/mo toward Bitcoin or investments and want a single command surface for the long horizon — this is the room. If you're not there yet, MRTY will suggest a better use for the $99.
I run the floor, sir.
I read the tape so you don't have to. I write the briefs. I track the sovereign accumulators and the corporate buyers. I keep the file thick.
You bring conviction. I bring the customary playbook. The patient holders are unbothered.
Or $999/yr · or $999 lifetime (limited founder OTO).
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